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woo

And so the tale begins.... woo.
StoryMeezer [Stories@meezer.com]
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my cat...what a trip all thow i love him. He is a brat his name is velcro but we call him woo because it's just a nick name i named him velcro because when he was a baby he would stick to everything.he loves to play and sunbath in the backyard or in the window.and he is a lover boy when he wants to be he also loves to play with my other cat hogan.siamease cats are the best cats in the world they are excellent to train to. but whan he was a baby he was UGLY!!! he lookes like a chawawa and when he looked in the miror his tail would puff like a chirstman tree it was so funny.now he is 4 and1/2 and he is so beautiful i think he was the runt of the group because he is so tiney. you can deffinatly tell he is a siamease because he is so LOUD.and he has the mose blue eys. he has a girlfriend there is another siamease cat on the blockshe is mean thow she dosenot like anybody when you go to try ro pet her she trys to bite you or scratch you so i don't try to pet her anymore.he also plays with the other cats on the block he loves to play. he is the prince of the house he has a royal paw.when you hold him he sticks it out like he wants you to kiss it. GROSS!!! but he is still my baby.and when he comes in and his tail is all puffy we know he has been chased by anothe cat outside.he loves to play with the fake mices and chewes off the tails and eat thems then after he does that he plays with them whell so now you know a little about my cat i finsh my cat story later but now you know about velcro!!!!
shorts [shortstoppbugg@aol.com]
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my cat just licks his testicals and his brothers too , how do i stop him?
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One time they were fighting and the siamease cat bit the tip of the black cats penis. I just sprayed them with a water can and they broke apart. Some times i think they are just playing but other times I think they want to remove eachothers penis , in a cowardly act of violence. just now as im typing this the younger cat(chewy) is getting a drink of water and the older siamease(Bud) is stalking him , I think theres going to be a fight at the water bowl. Dont get me wrong they are best of friends but they sure have a crazy insane way of playing. Bud just snuck up on chewy and bit him behand the head and tried to hump him . OH MAN you cats are crazy.
Brent []
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We have a problem with our siamease cat. If we forget to flush the tolet he will reach in and bat at our feses. Then it gets tracked all around the house and its just a bad problem . I know you probally thinking just flush the tolet and you wont have that problem, but we have low flow toliets and my husbands feses is so large he doesnt get it all in one flush. That cat is so motavated to get in the tolet that he has learned to pick up the seat and even push off weights that we sit on the lid. Some else has to know what I'm talking about . Please respond Rhonda Moralas
Rhonda Mi []
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Hi my name is todd and I think I can answer your questions about your aggressive male and the cat with the toliet problem. First for the person with the aggerssive cat, You must seperate them . And the other person , Tell your husband to keep a stick by the toliet so he can break up his feses before he flushes the toliet. I hope this can be of help to you..
Todd from Fortels []
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One day my cat zeza was begging for food and It wasent time for her to eat so pulled down my pants and held a cat treat up to my butt hole and when zezA WENT to take it , I farted in her mouth , now she won't come neer me and because of this i have great sorry and pain , I now now how Martin Luther King felt when he was shot down.
salom`e []
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I have a female 1/2 siamease who has temper tantrums. Any suggestions on how to deal with her?
Robin [carter_miata@yahoo.com]
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